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Dear Boys,

If you are lucky enough to get a girl to go home with your sorry ass, there are certain rules of conduct that apply. For instance, you should not assume that her innermost desires involve bruising &/or dislocating her shoulder. This applies even if you think she might be "into it". Trust me, she's not. It's just that "Ow! You moron, that fucking HURT! What the hell is wrong with you!?!" tends to be a real mood killer. And in general, "two for me, one for you" is not a good plan. EVER. Furthermore, if you both happen attend the same event less than 48 hours later, ignoring her would be considered "bad form". Ignoring her while flirting with other girls in her direct line of sight is just plain tacky.

Thank you,

*shaking head*
high quality boys I'm dealing with here people, HIGH quality.

More ranting & raving from my not altogether disastrous weekend tomorrow.



( 3 spankings — spank your inner moppet )
Feb. 16th, 2004 09:36 pm (UTC)
don't sound too high quality to me. *shrug* :)
Feb. 17th, 2004 12:18 pm (UTC)
whoa that's crazy
Feb. 17th, 2004 02:46 pm (UTC)
Re: wtf
I know Jin darling, karmic-ly speaking, I'm sure I must have meen an evil man-eating bitch monster in a previous life. But such is life. We work with the cards we're delt - even if they're all Jokers & Knaves ;)
( 3 spankings — spank your inner moppet )