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1000 hits! 1000 hits since February! I feel like I should spout out some drippy Sally Field speech now, but I think I'll skip it.

Um, today I got some good news & some bad news. Actually there are two bits of good news. One is that the part on my camera that needs replacing is only $10.50, the other is that my glass coverage includes them just coming on out to replace my windshield. The bad news is that my Road Hazard Tire & Wheel Protection is of the "you lay out the money & then we'll cut you a check" variety. This sucks because I'm fairly sure that my Rims go for about $700, and I don't HAVE $700 to be laying out for a new one. Plus, I have to come out of pocket to get the alignment done. So this is what they mean when they talk about saving for a rainy day, huh? Damn. I thought they were talking more about St. Thomas - 'cause that's where all the money *I* saved went... I'll figure something out.

In the mean time, two things that I've been wasting time with today:

A) The name game...

If you call me Jocelyn, you are most of my friends.
If you call me Joc, we're related, you're Kris or a Tuckahoe Girl.
If you call me Jocey, you are Michelle, Kristine or Nicole.
If you call me Jocelyn Ann, you're my Mom & you're pissed.
If you call me Jocelyne, you're Scott.
If you call me J-Money, you're Jonathan.
If you call me Auntie Jocelyn, you're Zoe.
If you call me Lady J, you're Matt Lawlor.
If you call me Baby Girl, you're Miss Modernage.
If you call me Mario Andretti, You're Ross the UPS guy.
If you call me Blossom, you're Rob Haddad.
If you call me Yuckfoot, you're Chris Gruber, or you went to my prom.
If you call me Cookie, you're Jess.
If you call me Bug Girl, you're Steve.
If you call me Home Skillet, you're Jay.
If you call me Boo, you're BQ.
If you call me Mess, you're Brendan Lowe, or the girls, or a 206 Princeton-ite.
If you call me Strawberry, you're Chris Sullivan.
If you call me Pippi, you're Lou on a major nostalgia trip.
If you call me Jacklyn, you need to clean out your ears.
If you call me Dr. Mal., you're Dr. Gus.
If you call me Maletruck, you had Earth Science with me.
If you call me Crack Baby, you're Beth circa 1999.
If you call me NYC Jocelyn, you're Ashley and you're blogging.
If you call me Al, can I call you Betty?

2) A quiz resurrected from back in the day
This time, YOU fill in the blanks about ME.
Reply here or email me at brainwavy@livejournal.com :)

1. My name?
2. Where did we meet?
3. Take a stab at my middle name?
4. How long have you known me?
5. How well do you know me?
6. Do I smoke? Do I drink?
7. Do I believe in God?
8. When you first saw me, what was your impression?:
9. How old am I?
10. Birthday?
11. Favorite color?
12. Eye color?
13. Do I watch football?
14. Do I have any siblings?
15. (If opposite sex) Have you ever had a crush on me?
(If same sex) Have you ever been jealous of me?
16. What animal do I remind you of?
17. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?
18. What's my favorite band?
19. What is the best feature about me?
20. Am I shy or outgoing?
21. Would you say I am funny?
22. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?
23. Can I sing?
24. Do I get along with my parents?
25. Would you call me preppy, slutty, indie, average, sporty, punk,
hippie, glam, nerdy, emo, snobby, or something else (ie: label me)?
26. Have you ever seen me barf?
27. If there were 1 good nickname for me what would it be?
28. What do I want to be when I grow up?
29. Where's the one place I would want to live if I didn't live here?
30. Am I right or left handed?
31. Do I make my bed in the mornings?
32. Have I ever been in love?

That's it kids. Time to go sell my body for car fixin' money...